Social media has created a monster in the sneaker community. We see so many of the same style of pics, poses, and shoes that everyone is trying to think outside the box with disastrous results. The latest of cardinal sins? Wearing mismatched sneakers like the Jordan 6s you see above. We get it, bro. You have both pairs of kicks. But you look like a douche nozzle trying to pull something off we all thought was cool when we were like, 9.
Rather than buying a copious amount of footwear, I’d much rather fellow sneaker aficionados have their wardrobe catch up to their shoe game. But that rarely happens, because #ntdenim. Dah well. That’s what happens when I grow old in a game made for young kids with money. Carry on.